FFGF – 38 days to go!

Yup, as the Public Service Announcement it’s only 38 days to go to Christmas!
As part of getting organised for Christmas I am nearly done with present buying and wrapping, the cards are all written out and addressed/stamped and the Christmas cake is distilling/pickling.

Now you all hate me, sorry!

One of my friends posted this as their Facebook status yesterday which just tickled me, and I strongly recommend you DO NOT follow this recipe and behave responsibly when making your Christmas cake.

I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes.
Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!(Made mine this morning!!!!)
Ingredients
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1 tsp. baking powder
  • 1 cup water
  • 1 tsp. salt
  • 1 cup brown sugar
  • Lemon juice
  • 4 large eggs
  • Nuts
  • 1 bottle Vodka
  • 2 cups dried fruit
Instructions
  1. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality.
  2. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat.
  3. Turn on the electric mixer.
  4. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  5. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar.
  6. Beat again.
  7. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK.
  8. Try another cup just in case.
  9. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
  10. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
  11. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it.
  12. Mix on the turner.
  13. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver
  14. Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity.
  15. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
  16. Check the Vodka.
  17. Now crap shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
  18. Add one table.
  19. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
  20. Whatever you can find.
  21. Greash the oven.
  22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
  23. Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
  24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
  25. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat

    Have a great Friday, and you should provided you don’t follow the recipe above!

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